Dita does DC.

Dita Von Tesse has been seeing the hot young man that is designer JCDC's 25 year old son and French aristrocrat, Louis-Marie de Castelbajac. 

SO FIT. 

Do i need to be a world famous burlesque dancer to pull someone in this league?! Can my norwegian charm, attempt at wit, pert butt and button nose not be enough? 

Nope? oh darn.