Tuesday, 20 November 2012

(belated) T I N A W E E N.

Metropolis really was the culture club.
Robbie Spencer did Boy George more shame than a naked norwegian.
Don't think he ever looked that good.

This tittified treasure is non other than BLEACH extrodinaire Alex Brownsell. 
There were alot of YOLANDI's about. Anna Trevelyan looking seriously MAJE. 
But wait...who's this
 literally EVIL BOY come to life???
but look at her pretty smile....
I just had to ask her if it was the real coat from the video cause SERIOUSLY poeple. Who has time to make that shit for a PARTY???? I mean yes you WON but STILLLLLLLLLL
 the original to further illustrate my point....

god damn I wanna go out with a boy with a gold tooth. ANYONE KNOW IF THIS MAN IS GAY?

ummmm David White keeping it REALLLLLYYYYYYY CASUAL. 
Me tinks he got defo laid that night. 

GOD DAMN who got hit by the ugly stick. Onky the god damn FITTEST girl in East London. 
Miss Alice Kirkpatrick. Eroll's onto a winner there. No really he is. 
She is none other than Anastasia btw. 

Yes Matt Caroll your body is better than mine. 
THANK GAWD you can't do the splits. 

Gary Card is Elton. Of course. 

 another brilliant costume - Thomas Giddings is Keith Flint out of The Prodigy circa firestarter.
I grew up on The Prodigy. Does that make me old? Or just lucky? I mean I was in year 7 but still...

 Gerogia Frost needs to chill out on being so god damn hot. AS IF Britney was ever this hit. 

 Tamar Hash was practically naked. Could we have asked for anything better?!

And last but not least, not kinda in the middle bordering in lame is me as Lana Del Ray. 
Cause Hiroshi made my hair all pretty and I couldn't bare to spoil it with silly make up so I just went as fit. 

Only the best part of a month after Metropolis's famous TINAWEEN, Robbie Spencer plus team's annual affair, did I get round to posting the photos. 

Blame procrastination  blame twitter, blame youporn.com, don't blame me. I have been like waaaayyy busy but it was an amazing night as per.